Texas - It's Like A Whole Other Country

So it seems Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks he's making a pretty serious threat about Texas leaving the United States. Well, I for one think it isn't a bad idea.

First of all, we're in a recession, and this could create jobs. Think of all the new 49 star flags that would have to be made and the new maps printed. This is an economic stimulus plan in action.

Also, all of those annoying Texans might take on a new image in our minds. They will be residents of a foreign country and somehow more alluring because of it. No longer just rednecks, we can say it's part of the culture of that country.

For those so concerned about illegal immigration, now we can pass this problem on to another country. Texas will have to handle the border security issues and quit looking to our federal government for help. I can think of more than a few "good 'ol boys" who would happily guard the Oklahoma side of the Red River to keep foreigners out - and by that I mean Texans.

Then there is the football angle. No longer does Mack Brown have to anoint himself as the Big 12 South Victor, now he can play for a national title in Texas. Imagine how happy Texans would be to know that the winner of the Texas-Texas Tech game would be the the national champion?

And of course, there's poor old Rick Perry. As the protege of former President George Bush, he's watched his political stock fall faster than GM. The once shining star of GOP politics now faces a primary challenge just to keep his current job. But wait! If Texas secedes he could be President and achieve his goal after all.

All and all, I'm for it. So long Texas - Happy Trails to you!